You might imagine that the beaches of Greece would be full of olive-skinned Greek girls and guys lying half-naked in the sun… and they might well do so were it not for the hordes of British working class who come on 2 week holidays to get drunk, sunburnt and laid with one another wherever and whenever.

With cheap booze and cheap flights, the Brits give all tourists a bad name and behave like animals, scaring away any Greek worth knowing.